Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sex ratio...is it imp.???

The figures (not the 36-24-36 ones… they are no more, 24-24-24 is whats available everywhere) show that there is a decline in sex –ratio within a few years and severely in Punjab reaching to 780’s. This has led to a whole lot of problems, not visible till you are about to search for a girl to marry. As usual our bollywood has encashed upon it through a wonderful film “Matrabhoomi”( the producer might not have got much returns, but hats off for the effort the team put in to put forth a future calamity).
Guys looking for girls, with girls as scarce as …..clothes on guys in boys hostels, in summers.This is what is the situation as of now, if somehow the NGO’s are able to reverse the situation.Govt. I doubt can do that …if they try to then leaders like Lalu get a chance to increase the inhouse population. If NGO's are able to do it then what all can take place.
If the ratio is critical with even greater disparity than in Punjab…then the morning
news -papers and the news will be full of stories like..

1) Even heavy names like, Gajraj Singh, gangraped in broad daylight in a moving open gypsy in Delhi. Delhi not safe anymore for men with statitcs giving numbers of rapes in the current month, last quarter and the year till then.
2) Guys will be advised to wear full sleeve shirts, no low rise jeans and avoid dressing provocatively to avoid attracting attention of passer byes.
3) Always keep pepper sprays and swiss knifes just in case you are fortunate to be pestered only by one blonde. Delhi police will give personal protection training to men.
4) Don’t go around late in the night, always take the busy roads where street lights are working.
5) Don’t go alone , always drive with windows shut and if possible not tainted.
6) In discos be careful of the crowd and especially of girls who try to be overfriendly, that might be a trap ..do I need to say for what.
7) In schools (everybody experiences this only that I am putting it down) if the teacher for biology is a male, all guys will be listeining expression less, with smirks and giggles from the female species. The teacher is a little embarrassed and his face is all red, praying nobody should put up a question especially from the topics of reproductory systems.
8) In colleges girls will always be inquisitve about what goes around in the Boys hostels.
9) Boys hostels will be converted into a fort, with restricted time entries and females guards guarding the doors outside.
10) On occasions especially like holi…girls breaking the doors to come and play holi with guys ,locked and hurled inside the fort, heavily guarded by females.
11) Engineering college girls banging their heads “ yaar yeh kya class ratio hai 100:10 saala stephens ya hindu main hote to sahi tha, kaam se kaam maal to bhara rehta. Pura DU saath hota aram se aankhen sekte.. hat saala engineering main toh life ka kaand ho gaya.
12) All guys getting good marks from lady teachers, the topper will be a guy, and a definite job, with companies like TCS, HSS picking up all those who come to them.
13) In discos no fag entry for females, males allowed, so girls waiting to ask if somebody could accompany them while they pay for you.
14) Call centers giving out rules no first pick up and last drop for guys, they have to be with a girl, the lady driver might cause him harm.
15) Politicians winning elections by promising to raise the issue of reservation for men in all fields (they would be the oppressed ones when in minority.)
16) In remote areas, one guy being married off to all 2 or 3 or more sisters when scarcity is high.
And hazaar other things like that will happen .. give a thought, especially the guys, are you willing to have the world like that…think deeply .. power of imagination is the key to decide if this is right or not...So, enjoy dreaming.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice humour..also read ur other blogs..some are really nonsense but the kavita is too good buddy.
anywayz a nice endeavour.

Anonymous said...

hmm nice one...but not upto the mark where u just cant keep ur eyes off frm the blog.
kuch chatpata bhi likha kar jaise iska end kaafi sahi tha.
do mail ur url to nilay too..he is a good critic.
and dont write for comments..write for personal satisfaction.