Tuesday, March 25, 2008

just a few pictures of my workplace...beautiul!!!!


A typical sand-storm...cant see anything except for the sand...looks like nuclear explosion.


my accomodation and work place.....kaisi lag rahi hai...only sand and nothing....
Somehow no more images could be uploaded..the place looks beautiful at night ..... at peace not a sound (except for mine and my crew's), a clear sky with all those constellations which u might have seen in swades, and many we make. Can u ever see them in delhi....i am sure NOT.
The sunrise occurs at around 6.30am a beautiful, lovely pleasent, soothing, mesmerising time to just stand and face the sun....with nothing but only landscapes as far as u can see.
At night the sand cools down, feels great to lie down on it and keep gazing the stars, even better if you are down after a drink ( few of my crew members do that oftenly).
not much to say ...just that its a wonderful experience...

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Art of Being Selfish....its EASY.

To be selfish is damn easy, probably the easiest thing in the world. The best part in being so, you will always be happy rather happier, because the person you care for most is ….YOU.

Things that might be helpful to get going with the process of this wonderful transition:

1) Stop looking into the mirror, you might hate the person right across, or that person might make you feel guilty. Easy don’t pay attention there, just comb whatever hair leftovers you have on your head and move off. Don’t you try and smile there to see your not so sparkling teeth, the guy in there hates this to make him smile forcibly.

2) Stop making eye contact with people, eyes say it all, so better refrain from giving away your true intentions. Advice: wear those big shades like those actresses that cover your entire face, and eyes seem to be lost somewhere beneath them.

3) Call up people only when you have some work, and at times just like that lest they might forget you and your chances for help in the future might diminish. Advice: Choose a good mobile plan that will help you a lot.

4) Once you are through, don’t look back just walk out. Give a damn to stupid formalities, or courtesy. You see even the British did not look back when they fucked for centuries and left India, definitely human life expectancy is less than a century and moreover no matter how much you try you can’t be that bad until and of course if you are a mistakenly leftover hybrid.

5) Always compare, things, people, places and whatever so that you can pick the best for yourself. It is a democratic nation, and this is your right to freedom, son of a bitches practice it, for some of you it might be the sole so called right you will get in your lifetime.

6) Close your eyes to everything that is going on around you, except for what you want don’t look idhar-udhar. Perfect example: be a shaadi waali ghodi types which can only see in one direction the band master that man is the best musician in the world because he is going to feed the animal at the end of the day.

7) Always try and talk in the first person, I, me forget the 2nd person and 3rd person assume they never existed. English is crap if it is not in 1st person, burn it into your head in a permanent storage block, and if possible keep it somewhere else as a backup also.

7 tips…there might be better ones, but for each day of the week practice one. One is enough for a day, and within a month you will be rocking man.