Friday, April 28, 2006

college ki mast kavita...

My friends said why not put up those kavita's written in college....I thought that will be fine.
So, anything that you cannot understand, if it appears like a name assume it, most of these will be related to the incidents that occured in college ......enjy reading them

Yeh kissa hai pichle kuch saalon ka
Gujarti jawani aur udte baalon ka
kuch saal pehle umar thi Eighteen
Dono bagal main ladkiyan hongi, set they aise man main kai scene.
Par shayad ishwar (upar waale) ko hamari hi maarni thi,
Jo hamein apne bhari jawani, NSIT ke patjhad main gujarni thi.
Aise din gujarte gujarte beet gaye teen je haan teen saal,
Itni mehnat ke baad bhi sirf tanhai,hai na yeh kamaal.
Ab main aur meri tanhai, aksar yeh baat kartein hain,
Aisa kya hai jo Namrata ji par itne log marte hain.
Aur bhi hain , jaise ki kanya kapoor,
Parichay 21inch ke dole aur sehat bharpoor.
khuda kasam, unki tareef sun ke paseene choot gaye,
kisi kanya ke saath hone ke saare sapne toot gaye.
kismat se unse mile, toh matha chakra gaya,
bola bhagwan is baar bacha lo, lagta hai ladies akhare main aa gaya.
Ishwar ne jhatpat sun li meri pukar,
bheja naya stock, jismein thi ek..Kuhar.
Dost bole naha ke paas ja baat kar do chaar,
hum bole "susar mauke ki najakat nahin samajhte ho yaar."
dikhta nahin woh ladiej group ke saath hi sirf nikalti hain,
par maan kasam, sab saaliyon ko saath dekh khushi milti hain.
Ek lamba guard bhi rehta hai saath, jyada nahin thoda thoda,
meri prarthna hai, bhagwan banaye rakhe un giraffon ka joda.
phir bhi haar na maani,neha community par dhyan lagaya,
wah re prabhu tune har model hain shandaar banaya.
Sharma hai Skoda , Singh hai Safari,
Sab hain mehngi, hum hain bhikhari.
kuch mehnti bhi hain, jaise ki Bunnu lala,
sharir gol mol rang carbon type kaala.
hum ne salah di, kyon mara rahe ho kanya hai gori,
bole opposite poles attract ,this is a proved theory.
Lamba test match chala, kai wicket gire,
Bunnu bowler kai logon par bhaari pade.
Aakhir kashmiri yeh match jeet gaye,
Bunnu ki kismat kharab tab tak, rakhi aur bhai dooj bhi beet gaye.
ek tha kismat waala, naam tha Surya hamara,
wajan main kanya ka 25% hain bechara.
Bola gym jaaunga sehat banani hai,
hum bole tune kaunsi kanya godi main uthani hai.
tu bas dekhna, woh hi tujhe uthayegi,
maan lage hain teri, bacha samajh ke khilayegi.
Ek hain chinki, namoona made in japan,
pehle shikha aur ab madam Madan.
Madan ki tareef main bola , kanya sundar hain, patli hai aur gori,
Bhai ishq ne aankhen phod di hai J.Lo laage hain Jassi jaise chori.
Bole kanya sundar ho, meetha bole pyara sa muskuraaye,
apne jaisa toh kasam se itne main hi lut jaaye.
Rahi baat apni, buddhi bal ki gaaranti nahin, par dil apna saaf hai,
100 % ek to milegi, kundli main likha hain tu do bachon ka baap hai.

Dhanyavad
lekhak
gaurav