Imagine.....
You wake up one fine Sunday morning rubbing your eyes. You look for your glasses and then your phone to check what time it is, you see a notification that you have an unread message in your inbox a message sent sometime in the night. You check it and the first thing you notice is that it is from a very near and dear friend and you become concerned when you read something like:
"Slightest opportunity if you are awake" sent at about 2 o 'clock his/her time.
You are little confused and you want to know why the question? why not just call up and ask? Is everything like fine? So you instantly reply "I am here now, tell me".
Pat comes the response " Nothing, wasn't sleepy so thought of bugging you, but wasn't sure if you are awake"
You reply back "Call karna tha na...agli baar ke liye note kar lo"
Believe me it is pleasant to get that call than reading that message early morning.
Hypothetically, lets assume you did make that call, what all can happen:
Your friend, say that's me, picks up the phone. I am asleep but when I see your call the next thing is to fetch my glasses to see what time it is. 2 o' clock. My first reaction will be of concern.
Me: "Hi, all okay, is everything fine?"
X: Yup, just aise hi call kiya, wasn't feeling sleepy so thought of bugging you.
Me: [to a female friend]: Hmm.....bolo!!
Me: [to a male friend]: Behenchod!! kya gaandupanti hai..tujhe hum hi chutiya nazar aa rahe hai...bhains ki aankh saale daaru pee rakhi hai kya? pee hi rakhi hogi warna aise chutiyaape nahin karta..kuch kaam ki baat hai toh bol nahin toh ..bhag bhonsdi ke ..sone de!!
X: Hahahahaahahahaa...ohohohoho.....pata thaa saale aise hi karega....ahahahahaaah.!! [That's all I would hear from the other side.]
Now looking at the above and a bit of analysis:
If something was wrong genuinely, it would be nice to know right at that moment than being the late comer.
If nothing was wrong, just time pass, you still would hear a lot of things which would make you laugh on the cuss words you hear or at least you will get somebody who will be happy to listen to you no matter what fucking time it is..it never did matter.
I have the right to both!! To know, to be called at the moment when the thought strikes the first time, to listen...just plainly listen...and shower cuss words if I feel the need to..anything actually...just about anything from the other side. It would be fun!!
So, Forget what the hands of the watch show a moment that creates a sense of distance, that moment or time [or anything to do with it] is not worth my time!!
Make that call!!
You wake up one fine Sunday morning rubbing your eyes. You look for your glasses and then your phone to check what time it is, you see a notification that you have an unread message in your inbox a message sent sometime in the night. You check it and the first thing you notice is that it is from a very near and dear friend and you become concerned when you read something like:
"Slightest opportunity if you are awake" sent at about 2 o 'clock his/her time.
You are little confused and you want to know why the question? why not just call up and ask? Is everything like fine? So you instantly reply "I am here now, tell me".
Pat comes the response " Nothing, wasn't sleepy so thought of bugging you, but wasn't sure if you are awake"
You reply back "Call karna tha na...agli baar ke liye note kar lo"
Believe me it is pleasant to get that call than reading that message early morning.
Hypothetically, lets assume you did make that call, what all can happen:
Your friend, say that's me, picks up the phone. I am asleep but when I see your call the next thing is to fetch my glasses to see what time it is. 2 o' clock. My first reaction will be of concern.
Me: "Hi, all okay, is everything fine?"
X: Yup, just aise hi call kiya, wasn't feeling sleepy so thought of bugging you.
Me: [to a female friend]: Hmm.....bolo!!
Me: [to a male friend]: Behenchod!! kya gaandupanti hai..tujhe hum hi chutiya nazar aa rahe hai...bhains ki aankh saale daaru pee rakhi hai kya? pee hi rakhi hogi warna aise chutiyaape nahin karta..kuch kaam ki baat hai toh bol nahin toh ..bhag bhonsdi ke ..sone de!!
X: Hahahahaahahahaa...ohohohoho.....pata thaa saale aise hi karega....ahahahahaaah.!! [That's all I would hear from the other side.]
Now looking at the above and a bit of analysis:
If something was wrong genuinely, it would be nice to know right at that moment than being the late comer.
If nothing was wrong, just time pass, you still would hear a lot of things which would make you laugh on the cuss words you hear or at least you will get somebody who will be happy to listen to you no matter what fucking time it is..it never did matter.
I have the right to both!! To know, to be called at the moment when the thought strikes the first time, to listen...just plainly listen...and shower cuss words if I feel the need to..anything actually...just about anything from the other side. It would be fun!!
So, Forget what the hands of the watch show a moment that creates a sense of distance, that moment or time [or anything to do with it] is not worth my time!!
Make that call!!
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