hasya kavita hai shayad !!!!

This is one of my attempts to be a hasya kavi. I have made few such in my college those were specific to the people there . But this is on the life of a person who thought he was in a good engineerig college and that was enough to be successful in life. So he didnt study and now he looks back to give a word of advice. See if you guys can relate and appreciate that. This is HINGLISH( the hindi words put in english.. i have tried to) so it will require a little effort.

Dilli se gurgaon tak ke safar main,
ek paon tha bus main aur doosra kabar main,
paisath ki umar main hero ban rahe they,
bhari sardi main bus ke darwaaze pe latak rahe they,
gadiyon se bhale hi bach jaate,
thand se 100 % mar jaate,
tabhi conductor bola, tau!! main seat chod deta hoon,
tum baith jao,
kahin tum duniya chod ke , permanent na lait jaao.
uski baat sabko mazak lag rahi thi,
par uske kathan main meri vyatha jhalak rahi thi.
katakshon ke bhoj se, aur umar ki thakan se,
jhapki lag gayi
sapne main 15 reel ki film " Flashback jawani" chal gayi.
Film thi black & white , par mijaz poore rangeen,
sundar kanya, Sachin, Somras, aur sone (sleep) ke behad shaukeen.
3 sal 6 mahine aise hi masti karte nikal gaye,
jab naukri nahin lagi, to 6 mahine main shauk bhi badal gaye.
subah sham to pooja karte they,
jab jagte to padhai, sapne main revision chalte they.
hum naukri ke peeche , aur naukri hamse bhag rahi thi,
har company, ladka " all clear"( bina suppli.) mang rahi thi.
hamne socha prabhu , ye pehle bata dete,
to thode jyada pharre chala lete,
kismat se naukri mil gayi,
man main aashaon ki halogen jal gayi.
ki ab sab sapne poore ho jaayenge,
biwi, benz aur bima (LIC) teenon mil payenge.
in par bhi sheegra hi paani phir gaya,
jab "c2c" kaat ke 15 ka 5 hi reh gaya.
kamate they to shadi ki baat chal gayi,
kanya ke vichar se hi banche khil gayi.
pandit bola " aise kaise baat banegi",
shadi chodo itne main to dekhne ko na milegi.
yeh sunte hi sapna toot gaya,
jahan utarna tha woh stop peeche choot gaya,
is safar main to ulta chale jayenge,
jo beet gaya woh samay kaise wapas layenge.
par tum apni life ki,
aisi "C" grade film banne se bacha lo,
hum sirf salah de sakte hain,
usi se kaam chala lo.
Tumhari film block buster ho,iske do (2) option hain
jo kar soko woh karna,
ya to ameer baap ke yahan paida hona,
ya college main theek se padhna.

Thats it guys see if you can make out, its a clean poetry if you find vulgarity remember its in hindi written in english, so search for options before going ahead with the "wrong" guess.